You should get acquainted with my early stuff.

You should get acquainted with my early stuff.

You are experiencing a sinking feeling. Go with it.

You are experiencing a sinking feeling. Go with it.

I’m fine with people not telling me the truth. I could have guessed that you were weak.

I’m fine with people not telling me the truth. I could have guessed that you were weak.

I read your diary and, oh boy.

I read your diary and, oh boy.

Could you hold this for a second? The Rapture is coming.

Could you hold this for a second? The Rapture is coming.

I’ve spent too long in the mall. What was your name again?

I’ve spent too long in the mall. What was your name again?

Do the homeless know that you believe?

Do the homeless know that you believe?

I’d love you if I didn’t understand you to the tiniest detail.

I’d love you if I didn’t understand you to the tiniest detail.

Insist on a paper towel. Even if you’re not eating right then. Insist!

Insist on a paper towel. Even if you’re not eating right then. Insist!

You smell like a whore.

You smell like a whore.